Monday, September 15, 2008

A letter

Dear Richard,
Wow, what a complement, although I'm not sure if I'm following you.
Yes we both have trade marks, yours the two hand peace sign, and I have the twin tails and yes I am a tasty beverage.

I AM NOT A CROOK, I refuse to have my people "look into" the Dunkin' Donuts situation. I'd though you'd known better by now, also have no clue how to get you on some sort of coin or dollar. Perhaps talk to the Federal Bank Reserve?
No amount of corporate backing is going to help you either way, I am just a humble mermaiden from Seattle who happens to be "plastered" on various tasty coffee beverages, ya know?

I think the best bet you have to get yourself "plastered" is to have a library named after you but, you or your family will probably have to pay to get the name switched.
please stop writing open letters on your blog -you are bad publicity–
Sincerely,
Starbucks Mermaid

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